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Camp Steve Quartermaster // Requisition Desk

Camp
Supply

Standard-issue equipment for campers, former campers and persons unable to establish where they were last summer.

REQUISITIONS OPENING SOONBUT I WANT SOME NOW
Camp Steve collection including olive apparel, a front-facing embroidered field cap, patch, enamel mug, stoneware tankard and canvas wallet
Quartermaster inventory photograph // Items may not be arranged this responsibly when issued.
INVENTORY FORM CS-28

Standard issue

Availability, pricing and adult supervision remain under review. No orders are being accepted yet.

CS-U0101
Olive-drab Camp Steve T-shirt

Olive-drab T-shirt

The Original Uniform

The sacred artifact. Cream stencil lettering. No explanation offered.
Issue pending
CS-U0202
Olive-drab Camp Steve hoodie

Heavyweight hoodie

Cold-Weather Uniform

Small official chest bug. Useful when the cabins lose heat again.
Field testing
CS-U0303
Olive-drab Camp Steve sweatpants

Olive-drab sweatpants

Lower-Cabin Uniform

For morning formation, emergency lounging and all disciplinary hearings conducted before coffee.
Elastic approved
CS-I0404
Round embroidered Camp Steve patch

Embroidered patch

Unauthorized Personnel Patch

For packs, jackets and equipment that did not previously belong to Camp Steve.
Approval denied
CS-M0605
Cream enamel Camp Steve coffee mug

Enamel camp mug

Morning Formation Mug

MY NAME IS STEVE. Suitable for coffee, alibis and unidentified lodge beverages.
Mess hall pending
CS-M0706
Forest-green Camp Steve stoneware tankard

Forest-green stoneware

Quartermaster Tankard

Twenty ounces of handmade authority. Logo only. Explanations remain the drinker's responsibility.
Glaze under review
CS-H0807
Front of washed olive Camp Steve cap with tan embroidered pine tree and crossed paddles

Washed olive field cap

Field Operations Cap

Tree and crossed paddles embroidered in regulation tan. Unmarked for reasons Quartermaster declines to discuss.
Headcount adjustable
CS-P0908
Olive-drab Camp Steve canvas bifold wallet

Canvas bifold wallet

Portable Requisition Vault

Holds identification, emergency cash and documentary evidence of places you insist you have never visited.
Funds not included

Issue protocol

Every order will include an authorized cover story.

Different card every time. Repeating explanations is grounds for confiscation of equipment and immediate promotion to management.

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