CS-001
Known individual
Stephen
Braveheart- Cabin
- Cabin 4
- Session
- Summer 1297-ish
- Assignment
- Competitive theology
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Unapologetically famousSpoke directly to God during archery. God declined to verify his enrollment.
CAMP STEVE← Return to campARCHIVE BOX CS-04
Bureau of former campers & disputed persons
Notable
Alumni
Famous. Less than famous.
Unapologetically famous.
ELIGIBILITY RULE // REV. 7
RECORDSCamp Steve recognizes Steve, Steven, Stephen and any animal that responds to Steve.
INCOMPLETE
FORM CS-12
Founding class
Attendance has been reconstructed from damaged ledgers, anonymous tips and one surprisingly detailed raccoon statement.
CS-002
Known individual
Steve
The Waterboy- Cabin
- Stable Annex
- Session
- Summer 1997
- Assignment
- Indoor livestock
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Famous in LouisianaGranted cabin privileges despite being a donkey. Ate the archery waiver.
CS-003
Known individual
Steve
Minecraft- Cabin
- Unconfirmed
- Session
- Every summer
- Assignment
- Facilities
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Unreasonably famousConstructed twelve cabins overnight. Refused to explain where the lumber came from.
CS-004
Known individual
Steve Stifler
American Pie- Cabin
- Cabin 9
- Session
- Records sealed
- Assignment
- Social committee
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Unapologetically famousRemoved from social committee by the social committee. Mother remains in good standing.
CS-005
Known individual
Steve Dallas
Bloom County- Cabin
- Counselor Housing
- Session
- 1980–1989
- Assignment
- Camp counsel
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Less than famousExpelled twice. Continued attending. Sent the camp an invoice for both hearings.
CS-006
Known individual
Steve Zissou
The Life Aquatic- Cabin
- Boathouse
- Session
- Summer 2004
- Assignment
- Waterfront director
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Quietly famousLost one canoe, two interns and a jaguar shark. Red cap was not regulation issue.
CS-007
Known individual
Steve Urkel
Family Matters- Cabin
- Workshop B
- Session
- Nine summers
- Assignment
- Applied sciences
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Extremely famousBuilt a transformation chamber from the camp toaster. Asked if he did that. He did.
CS-008
Known individual
Steve Harrington
Stranger Things- Cabin
- Cabin 6
- Session
- Summer 1985
- Assignment
- Junior counselor
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Unexpectedly famousExcellent hair. Dependable in emergencies. Repeatedly requested a nail-free baseball bat.
CS-009
Known individual
Steve Rogers
Captain America- Cabin
- Infirmary
- Session
- Summer 1943
- Assignment
- Physical education
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Government famousFailed initial swim test. Returned noticeably larger. Drug screening paperwork incomplete.
CS-010
Known individual
Stephen Strange
Doctor Strange- Cabin
- Cabin 14½
- Session
- Simultaneously
- Assignment
- Arts and crafts
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Multiversally famousMacramé circle opened a portal behind the mess hall. Follow-up inspection still pending.
CS-011
Known individual
Steve Holt
Arrested Development- Cabin
- Cabin Holt
- Session
- Summer unknown
- Assignment
- Camp spirit
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Steve Holt!Submitted his own nomination. Raised both arms whenever his name was announced.
CS-012
Known individual
Steve
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs- Cabin
- Primate Unit
- Session
- Summer 2009
- Assignment
- Communications
DISCIPLINARY / COMMENDATION NOTE
Monkey famousVocabulary limited but on-message. Promoted to senior counselor after saying ‘Steve.’
The archive remains compromised
Know a Steve who
may have attended?
Submit him for review. Documentation discouraged.
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